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How to piss off perverts in Hong Kong

Posted by Miss Fong - Filed under , , , ,

Hong Kong girls are known for being slightly more conservative than their overseas counterparts (holla!) -- often covering up their skin and what little curves they have with layers of lace and ruffles, so, what's a horny guy to do? Peek up their skirts, that's what!

We already know about the genius who installed a camera into the toe of his shoes to snap upskirt photos on moving escalators, but now, thanks to the DAB (that's Democratic Alliance for the Betterment of Hong Kong, phew!) Women's Affair Committee, Hong Kong perverts now have over 10 new places to circle under in the hopes of glimpsing some local punani.

On the list of "black spots" that they've identified is geek central -- the spiral staircase at the Apple Store in IFC -- plus various transparent glass floors, fences and elevators at Times Square, Island Beverley mall, the Central Library footbridge and the Hong Kong international airport (basically anywhere with glass, DUH).

The Committee warns us women to not "become the tools of the culprits who commit crimes" (yes, that was a Google translation) and if any of us should become "candid targets", to report the suspect to the police (as if they'll be able to do anything :P). 

What Hong Kong women REALLY should be doing is taking matters into their own hands... or should I say pants:

(Please excuse my anatomically incorrect drawings as I have no idea what an upskirt photo actually looks like)

1. Make 'em bleed 

 

2. Give 'em shit

 

3. Create a hairy situation

 

4. Tell 'em to F*CK OFF!

 

5. Put on a pair of bootie shorts FFS!

Okay, so if you really are so concerned about someone looking up your oh-so-precious crotch, either DON'T wear such a freaking short skirt and/or put on one of them bootie shorts (they are sold at most places that sell leggings).

THE END.
 
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5 comments:

museconfuse said...

Lol!! Don't get the appeal of up skirt stuff. Seriously, if he's looking up a skirt, bet the Perv's caught all those situations already! GROSS!!

Hin said...

Wowww hahahahaha that was totally not what i was expecting...nice thinking outside the box

dark_knight said...

I just happened to click a link to your blog today. Read this post and something went to my head. Another suggestion that surely would make pervs cringe in fear or disgustment. It's a crazy idea but anyway...how about put a pair of pingpong/ table tennis balls inside a flesh or tan colored stocking and let it dangle around the crotch area like your 3rd drawing. Instead of hair, it's a ball on the left and right. Now imagine the look on the perverts face when he sees it. Bet he would say Holy crap it's a man!!!

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Patrick said...

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